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Housewives personals in Northridge CA So I have this friend... And every time we go out, she is like the bell of the ball. I love her dearly, but no man in his right mind would ever choose me when I'm standing next to her. Don't take this as low self esteem, just being honest. She's tall, skinny, blonde hair, blue eyes. I'm pretty. She's gorgeous. Also she's bubbly and sweet. I'm witty and sarcastic, sometimes it comes off in the wrong way.
What was the point of that you ask? I have no idea. I'm random. Sometimes I just say things. I lose my train of thought sometimes and go into a completely different subject. But I'm not stupid. If you can engage me, you have my attention. Sometimes I just get bored, you know? And there I go sounding like a bitch again.
I'm really not that bad. I can be a very sweet, affectionate person with the right person. But only with the right person. I'm picky. And I have a right to be. See, I'm 26 and separated. Oh, don't get scared. It is quite the amicable split. But while he has already moved on, I can be found in one of 3 places : work, gym, or the couch. I need adventure in my life. But I've never been great at meeting people. As I've said before, I can come off as bitchy. Really it's just my sense of humor. Nobody understands the art of sarcasm anymore. Not the mean kind, the saying of random things out of nowhere. I one time had a conversation with someone about ceiling fans. I told him that I hated them because my grandfather was laid off from a ceiling fan manufacturer and so my grandma ran away with the milk man and it tore our family apart. He didn't think I was funny. I think I'm hilarious.
Ok, enough randomness, and if you got through that, kudos to you. I can't believe I am on here, really.... What do I think is going to happen? Nothing. I need a friend. I'm not looking for a sex buddy. Although I enjoy sex, I am still kind of gun shy with men after my marriage dying. You know, heart shattered, going to die alone, blah blah blah (just kidding, by the way). I want someone that I can have an INTELLIGENT conversation with, but who can also have dumb conversations too. I want to date the right way. You know, guy meets girl, asks girl on date, awkward hand holding and first kisses, the whole bit. I'm aware I'm probably not going to find that on here, but I figure I can at least have some decent conversations with (hopefully) decent men.
So About Me:
26
I am on my second marriage and second divorce. Yea. I'm just going to put that out there. (understand my weariness of relationships now)
I have dogs, cats, and other furry children, but no human ones.
I do not plan on having human children, probably ever.
I have my own house, car, and a decent job.
I have recently lost 15 lbs, and am continuing to work at losing more.
I'm not fat, but I have some meat on my bones, and I've been told I have great curves.
Yes, I'm short, I have small fingers and toes. There's only one really large part of me, and we're not going there right now (at least it's not a penis)
I cuss, a lot.
My driving can get scary because I don't have time for stupid people on the road. But I've never been in an accident and I only ran someone over that once. (Kidding again, maybe)
I love college basketball and in the month of March you can find me on my couch screaming at the TV.
I have an overall low tolerance for stupidity and outright immaturity. Though don't take this the wrong way. I LOVE to play and joke and laugh.
I love the rain and will often run away and jump in puddles.
I'm afraid of shower curtains touching me. They are gross. (random)
Feet are also gross.
I will run and scream like a little child if a bug flies at me. No joke. I hate them
And you....
I'm not expecting Prince Charming, lord knows I'm not Cinderella, but I am attracted to what I am attracted to and I can't help that.
I need a guy that can balance being as asshole and being a nice guy. Sometimes I honestly need someone to tell me what a bitch I'm being. I don't take it personally.
Also, a good balance between adventure and laziness .
PATIENCE. I am admittedly in a rough spot. If I need time I ask for it. HOWEVER, I need someone who can decipher my "leave me alones" between really wanting to be alone, and just wanting someone to be there but not admitting it. And not getting offended if I tell you to back off.
I will not be having sex until I fully know someone. I don't do one night stands, or booty s.
Also, if we all go out, and you hit on my oh so gorgeous friend, I will punch you in the face. I'm feisty like that.
So that is all. This was more for me to put into writing what I am looking for, but if something comes of it cool. If not, cool.
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